Wuff wuff!

Woof wuuf woof woof. Grrrr. Woof woof

---- (Translated for Hoomans) ----

Helnooo Frens!

Am guud guud boi. Frenly hooman pats, doggo happi, hooman happi

---- (Translated for Cats) ----

Miau! 

Miau meow meow *pushes a cup off the edge of a table*